PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 20007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.

PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT ATTEMPT TO TRY AND PROTECT PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.

THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE:33

DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT POSTED HERE IN MY NAME.

I POSTED A COMMENT HERE ON JULY 27, 2009.

THE PREVIOUS COMMENT WAS NOT MADE BY ME. IT IS AN OBVIOUS ATTEMPT TO TRY AND DISCREDIT ME.

AGAIN, FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES OF PARIS HILTON, READ THE FIRST COMMENT ON THIS WEB SITE.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

woe some mentally deranged person sure is writing nonsense about Paris

“Ada” or whoever it really is, works for the Hilton’s P.R. (mafia.)

Paris Hilton is going to prison. And she is getting closer day by day!

PARIS HILTON KIDNAPPED ME FOR A PERIOD OF 24 HOURS. SHE THEN INJECTED HUGE AMOUNTS OF FEMALE HORMONES INTO ME. I NOW LACTATE FROM MY SMALL BUT NOTABLE AND FUNCTIONAL BREASTS. YOU CAN SEE ME DO THIS, ALONG WITH DEFICATE IN MY PANTS AND SLOBBER WHILE I ATTEMPT TO SING IN A YOUTUBE VIDEO POSTED THERE, AND ALSO POSTED ON MY MYSPACE PAGE.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE 33

PARIS HILTON KIDNAPPED ME, AND USED HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS TO FORCE ME TO SHOVE USED TAMPONS INTO MY NOSE. SHE ALSO VIA HER EVIL MIND CONTROL POWERS AND ELECTRONIC DEVICES SHE PLACED IN MY HOME HAS FORCED ME TO EXPOSE MYSELF TO NUMEROUS LIVE CHICKENS ON A RECENT TRIP TO THE ISLAND NATION OF JAMAICA. AT A RECORDING STUDIO CALLED STUDIO 100 IN JAMAICA SHE THEN FORCED ME TO DO NUMEROUS UNNATURAL ACTS WITH VARIOUS BREEDS OF LIVESTOCK. I STILL CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF DAMP SHEEP WOOL OUT OF MY MIND. PARIS HILTON IS TRULY EVIL.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 33

DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE HERE IN MY NAME. THE LAST TIME THAT I LEFT A COMMENT HERE WAS ON AUGUST 18, 2009.

THESE COMMENTS LEFT IN MY NAME (LIKE THE OTHER RIDICULOUS COMMENTS LEFT IN MY NAME AT PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM ARE AN OBVIOUS ATTEMPT TO TRY AND DISCREDIT ME.

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IT WAS NOT UNTIL THE TIME THAT PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE THAT THE PEOPLE (CRIMINALS) WHO TRY TO PROTECT HER FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION THAT SUCH RIDICULOUS COMMENTS BEGAN TO BE LEFT IN MY NAME BY WE CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHO: THE LAWYERS OR CRIMINALS WHO TRY TO PROTECT HER FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON HAS FORCED ME TO CLAIM THAT I DIDN’T POST ANYTHING ABOUT SUCH THINGS AS MALE LACTATION HERE ON THIS BLOG. SHE HAS FORCED ME TO ALSO MAKE FALSE CLAIMS ABOUT GOOGLE AND HER NAME. SHE FINALLY HAS FORCED ME TO EAT 44 POUNDS OF RAW PORK RINDS. IT IS TRUE THAT I LACTATE AND CONSTANTLY DEFICATE MY PANTS. DO NOT BELIEVE ANY FALSE POSTS IN MY NAME SAYING I DON’T.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 33

I MUST ADD THAT PARIS HILTON ALSO INFORMED ME THAT I MUST DEMAND THAT PEOPLE DISREGARD SOME OF MY COMMENTS, DESPITE HONESTLY LEAVING THEM. IF I DO NOT, SHE INTENDS TO INTENTIONALLY INFECT HER PET CHIHUAHUA “TINKERBELL” WITH RABIES AND THEN INSTRUCT HER DOG TO ATTACK ME IN A PLACE I NORMALLY COVER WITH UNDERPANTS. PINK HELLO KITTY BRAND UNDERPANTS. STAINED PINK HELLO KITTY BRAND UNDERPANTS. PARIS HILTON HAD HER BENTLEY PAINTED PINK IN ORDER TO TAUNT ME ABOUT MY STAINED PINK HELLO KITTY BRAND UNDERPANTS. SHE IS TRULY EVIL.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 33

DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS MADE IN MY NAME HERE ON THIS WEB SITE ON SEPTEMBER 27 AND SEPTEMBER 28.

WE ALL KNOW WHO IS LEAVING THOSE COMMENTS THERE.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

MAN, I JUST READ THOSE LAST SEVERAL COMMENTS MADE IN MY NAME AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT THEY ARE QUITE FUNNY BUT WERE NOT LEFT BY ME.

LOOK AT ALL OF THE ACCUSATIONS THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST PARIS HILTON GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008 ON THE INTERNET.

AGAIN, IT WAS NOT UNTIL PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE SEVERAL MONTHS BACK THAT THE PEOPLE (CRIMINALS) WHO TRY TO PROTECT HER FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION BEGAN TO WRITE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS IN MY NAME.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON KEEPS FORCING ME TO DENY THAT I HAVE MADE COMMENTS HERE ON THIS WEBSITE. THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT SHE IS USING HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DO SO. SHE ALSO USES HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS TO MAKE ME SOMETIMES POST FALSE CLAIMS ABOUT GOOGLE, WHEN IN TRUTH SHE WAS NEVER REMOVED. FINALLY, I MUST ADD THAT SHE HAS IMPLANTED THE UTERUS OF A PERUVIAN LLAMA INTO ME, AND IS FORCING ME TO CARRY TO FULL TERM A LLAMA. THIS IS WHY SHE INJECTED ME WITH SO MANY FEMALE HORMONES. I NOW KNOW THEY ARE LLAMA HORMONES, NOT HUMAN. BUT I STILL LACTATE AND HAVE SMALL BUT NOTABLE BREASTS. BOTH OF MY VIDEOS POSTED ON MY MYSPACE PAGE SHOW ME LACTATING.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 33

PARIS HILTON HAS FORCED ME TO GO TO VARIOUS WEBSITES AND MAKE CLAIMS THAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN POSTING UNDER MY NAME. NO-ONE HAS DONE THIS, EVERYTHING POSTED UNDER MY NAME HAS BEEN BY ME. PARIS HILTON USED VARIOUS MIND CONTROL ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO DO THIS. SHE ALSO PASSED WIND IN MY FACE 47 TIMES TO COERCE ME INTO SUCH AN ACT. I TOLD OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF MY LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT THIS. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I PASSED WIND IN OFFICER BURNS’ FACE, EXPLAINING THAT COINCEDENTLY MY NOXIOUS EMISSIONS AND PARIS HILTON’S NOXIOUS EMISSIONS SMELLED THE SAME, AND THUS IF I AM NOT THERE, AND IF SHE SMELLED SUCH EMISSIONS, SHE KNEW PARIS HILTON WAS NEAR. OFFICER BURNS NODDED TO ME, I ASSUME IN AGREEMENT. THIS PROVES THAT SHE WILL SOON BE ARRESTED FOR HER HENIOUS CRIMES.

PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE. IF YOU TYPE IN PARIS HILTON’S NAME ON A GOOGLE SEARCH, ALL SEARCH RESULTS COME UP WITH THE NAME OF CHUCK NORRIS. ANY REQUESTS FOR IMAGES COME UP WITH IMAGES OF ACTOR ED ASNER DRESSED LIKE A CATHOLIC NUN. THIS PROVES THAT PARIS HILTON IS EVIL.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 33

DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

PLEASE DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS REQUEST TO DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS COMMENTS THAT I TRULY POSTED AND WERE NOT JUST MADE IN MY NAME. PARIS HILTON VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS AND VARIOUS ELECTRONIC SOUND DEVICES THAT I REPORTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE ON 7 OCTOBER 2009 HAS COERCED ME TO KEEP POSTING REQUESTS AND DEMANDS TO DISREGARD MANY OF MY POSTS. I INFORMED OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF THAT FACT. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I DROPPED MY PANTS AND SHOWED OFFICER BURNS THE EXTREME CASE OF DIAPER RASH CAUSED BY THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND HORRID SOUND PRODUCING DEVICES USED BY PARIS HILTON TO DO HER HENIOUS DEEDS. OFFICER BURNS VOMITED UPON SEEING MY DIAPER RASH. THE ONLY OTHER TIME OFFICER BURNS HAS VOMITED IS WHEN SHE HEARD ME SING MY SONGS THAT I HAVE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND MY MYSPACE PAGE. THEN AGAIN, IT’S COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO VOMIT WHEN THEY HEAR ME SING. BUT NOT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY BARE BEHIND, ONLY WHEN I HAVE PARIS HILTON INDUCED DIAPER RASH.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

P.S. COULD SOMEONE COME OVER AND CHANGE MY “POOPY PANTS”? PARIS HILTON ALSO COERCES ME VIA SAID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DEFICATE MYSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESS ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS REQUEST TO DISREGARD MY LAST COMMENT THAT I REALLY MADE EVEN THOUGH I CLAIMED IT WAS MADE IN MY NAME IN THE COMMENT BEFORE THIS ONE.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE:33

DUE TO PARIS HILTON’S EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS, SHE KEEPS FORCING ME TO POST THAT PEOPLE SHOULD IGNORE “RICICULOUS COMMENTS MADE IN MY NAME”. IGNORE THAT, THAT IS ME BEING DELUSIONAL. EVERY POST WITH MY NAME IS MADE BY ME, NO-ONE TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE IS FORGING MY NAME ON ANY MESSAGE BOARD. I DO SINCERELY HAVE POOPY PANTS.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

PLEASE DISREGARD THE OTHER POSTS MADE IN MY NAME HERE, BOTH THE ONES CLAIMING THAT PARIS HILTON WILL BE FACING ANY FEDERAL JAIL TIME AND THE ONES MADE IN MY NAME MOCKING THAT STATEMENT. OBVIOUSLY THEY WERE NOT MADE BY ME. FOR STARTERS ANYONE WITH ANY SENSE WOULD KNOW THAT GOOGLE ONLY BRINGS UP THE MOST POPULAR SEARCHES, NOT EVERY POSSIBLE SEARCH. SOMEONE IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SLANDER ME WITH THEIR INSANE OBSESSIVE FIXATION ON BOTH PARIS HILTON AND GOOGLE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN STALKED BY HER, NOR HAVE I EVER BELIEVED THAT SHE TRIED TO DATE ME. FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS NOW SOMEONE HAS BEEN CLAIMING TO BE ME AND POSTING DELUSIONAL RANTS, OR ABSURD COMMENTS TO SAID RANTS. EITHER WAY I WISH THIS TO STOP, PEOPLE THINK I AM INSANE WHEN I AM NOT. I HAVE NEVER CONTACTED PARIS HILTON NOR MET HER, NOR HAVE I MET ANYONE ELSE WHOM HAS BEEN A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER OF HERS, PAST OR PRESENT. I’M JUST SOME GUY WITH A HOBBY INVOLVING REGGAE MUSIC THAT IS TRYING TO MAKE A CAREER OUT OF PERFOMRING SUCH. PLEASE, WHOMEVER YOU ARE STOP MAKING SUCH DELUSIONAL INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE, ARLINGTON, TEXAS. AGE: 33