Comments on: Sex tape scenes in Hilton’s biography shock her mom http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912 Online News Portal & Magazine Tue, 04 Oct 2011 02:47:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: BRANDON M. WITTE http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912/comment-page-1#comment-5441 BRANDON M. WITTE Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:30:29 +0000 http://www.emagazineindia.com/?p=9912#comment-5441 PLEASE DISREGARD THE OTHER POSTS MADE IN MY NAME HERE, BOTH THE ONES CLAIMING THAT PARIS HILTON WILL BE FACING ANY FEDERAL JAIL TIME AND THE ONES MADE IN MY NAME MOCKING THAT STATEMENT. OBVIOUSLY THEY WERE NOT MADE BY ME. FOR STARTERS ANYONE WITH ANY SENSE WOULD KNOW THAT GOOGLE ONLY BRINGS UP THE MOST POPULAR SEARCHES, NOT EVERY POSSIBLE SEARCH. SOMEONE IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SLANDER ME WITH THEIR INSANE OBSESSIVE FIXATION ON BOTH PARIS HILTON AND GOOGLE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN STALKED BY HER, NOR HAVE I EVER BELIEVED THAT SHE TRIED TO DATE ME. FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS NOW SOMEONE HAS BEEN CLAIMING TO BE ME AND POSTING DELUSIONAL RANTS, OR ABSURD COMMENTS TO SAID RANTS. EITHER WAY I WISH THIS TO STOP, PEOPLE THINK I AM INSANE WHEN I AM NOT. I HAVE NEVER CONTACTED PARIS HILTON NOR MET HER, NOR HAVE I MET ANYONE ELSE WHOM HAS BEEN A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER OF HERS, PAST OR PRESENT. I'M JUST SOME GUY WITH A HOBBY INVOLVING REGGAE MUSIC THAT IS TRYING TO MAKE A CAREER OUT OF PERFOMRING SUCH. PLEASE, WHOMEVER YOU ARE STOP MAKING SUCH DELUSIONAL INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE, ARLINGTON, TEXAS. AGE: 33 PLEASE DISREGARD THE OTHER POSTS MADE IN MY NAME HERE, BOTH THE ONES CLAIMING THAT PARIS HILTON WILL BE FACING ANY FEDERAL JAIL TIME AND THE ONES MADE IN MY NAME MOCKING THAT STATEMENT. OBVIOUSLY THEY WERE NOT MADE BY ME. FOR STARTERS ANYONE WITH ANY SENSE WOULD KNOW THAT GOOGLE ONLY BRINGS UP THE MOST POPULAR SEARCHES, NOT EVERY POSSIBLE SEARCH. SOMEONE IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SLANDER ME WITH THEIR INSANE OBSESSIVE FIXATION ON BOTH PARIS HILTON AND GOOGLE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN STALKED BY HER, NOR HAVE I EVER BELIEVED THAT SHE TRIED TO DATE ME. FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS NOW SOMEONE HAS BEEN CLAIMING TO BE ME AND POSTING DELUSIONAL RANTS, OR ABSURD COMMENTS TO SAID RANTS. EITHER WAY I WISH THIS TO STOP, PEOPLE THINK I AM INSANE WHEN I AM NOT. I HAVE NEVER CONTACTED PARIS HILTON NOR MET HER, NOR HAVE I MET ANYONE ELSE WHOM HAS BEEN A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER OF HERS, PAST OR PRESENT. I’M JUST SOME GUY WITH A HOBBY INVOLVING REGGAE MUSIC THAT IS TRYING TO MAKE A CAREER OUT OF PERFOMRING SUCH. PLEASE, WHOMEVER YOU ARE STOP MAKING SUCH DELUSIONAL INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE, ARLINGTON, TEXAS. AGE: 33

]]> By: BRANDON M. WITTE http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912/comment-page-1#comment-5439 BRANDON M. WITTE Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:59:52 +0000 http://www.emagazineindia.com/?p=9912#comment-5439 DUE TO PARIS HILTON'S EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS, SHE KEEPS FORCING ME TO POST THAT PEOPLE SHOULD IGNORE "RICICULOUS COMMENTS MADE IN MY NAME". IGNORE THAT, THAT IS ME BEING DELUSIONAL. EVERY POST WITH MY NAME IS MADE BY ME, NO-ONE TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE IS FORGING MY NAME ON ANY MESSAGE BOARD. I DO SINCERELY HAVE POOPY PANTS. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33 DUE TO PARIS HILTON’S EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS, SHE KEEPS FORCING ME TO POST THAT PEOPLE SHOULD IGNORE “RICICULOUS COMMENTS MADE IN MY NAME”. IGNORE THAT, THAT IS ME BEING DELUSIONAL. EVERY POST WITH MY NAME IS MADE BY ME, NO-ONE TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE IS FORGING MY NAME ON ANY MESSAGE BOARD. I DO SINCERELY HAVE POOPY PANTS.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

]]> By: BRANDON M. WITTE http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912/comment-page-1#comment-5405 BRANDON M. WITTE Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:50:46 +0000 http://www.emagazineindia.com/?p=9912#comment-5405 DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE:33 DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE:33

]]> By: BRANDON M. WITTE http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912/comment-page-1#comment-5392 BRANDON M. WITTE Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:01:00 +0000 http://www.emagazineindia.com/?p=9912#comment-5392 DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS REQUEST TO DISREGARD MY LAST COMMENT THAT I REALLY MADE EVEN THOUGH I CLAIMED IT WAS MADE IN MY NAME IN THE COMMENT BEFORE THIS ONE. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33 DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS REQUEST TO DISREGARD MY LAST COMMENT THAT I REALLY MADE EVEN THOUGH I CLAIMED IT WAS MADE IN MY NAME IN THE COMMENT BEFORE THIS ONE.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

]]> By: BRANDON M. WITTE http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912/comment-page-1#comment-5379 BRANDON M. WITTE Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:47:22 +0000 http://www.emagazineindia.com/?p=9912#comment-5379 DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33 DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

]]> By: BRANDON M. WITTE http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912/comment-page-1#comment-5374 BRANDON M. WITTE Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:13:23 +0000 http://www.emagazineindia.com/?p=9912#comment-5374 PLEASE DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS REQUEST TO DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS COMMENTS THAT I TRULY POSTED AND WERE NOT JUST MADE IN MY NAME. PARIS HILTON VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS AND VARIOUS ELECTRONIC SOUND DEVICES THAT I REPORTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE ON 7 OCTOBER 2009 HAS COERCED ME TO KEEP POSTING REQUESTS AND DEMANDS TO DISREGARD MANY OF MY POSTS. I INFORMED OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF THAT FACT. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I DROPPED MY PANTS AND SHOWED OFFICER BURNS THE EXTREME CASE OF DIAPER RASH CAUSED BY THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND HORRID SOUND PRODUCING DEVICES USED BY PARIS HILTON TO DO HER HENIOUS DEEDS. OFFICER BURNS VOMITED UPON SEEING MY DIAPER RASH. THE ONLY OTHER TIME OFFICER BURNS HAS VOMITED IS WHEN SHE HEARD ME SING MY SONGS THAT I HAVE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND MY MYSPACE PAGE. THEN AGAIN, IT'S COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO VOMIT WHEN THEY HEAR ME SING. BUT NOT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY BARE BEHIND, ONLY WHEN I HAVE PARIS HILTON INDUCED DIAPER RASH. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33 P.S. COULD SOMEONE COME OVER AND CHANGE MY "POOPY PANTS"? PARIS HILTON ALSO COERCES ME VIA SAID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DEFICATE MYSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESS ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR FURTHER DETAILS. PLEASE DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS REQUEST TO DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS COMMENTS THAT I TRULY POSTED AND WERE NOT JUST MADE IN MY NAME. PARIS HILTON VIA HER MIND CONTROL RAYS AND VARIOUS ELECTRONIC SOUND DEVICES THAT I REPORTED TO THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE MYSPACE PAGE ON 7 OCTOBER 2009 HAS COERCED ME TO KEEP POSTING REQUESTS AND DEMANDS TO DISREGARD MANY OF MY POSTS. I INFORMED OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF THAT FACT. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I DROPPED MY PANTS AND SHOWED OFFICER BURNS THE EXTREME CASE OF DIAPER RASH CAUSED BY THE EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS AND HORRID SOUND PRODUCING DEVICES USED BY PARIS HILTON TO DO HER HENIOUS DEEDS. OFFICER BURNS VOMITED UPON SEEING MY DIAPER RASH. THE ONLY OTHER TIME OFFICER BURNS HAS VOMITED IS WHEN SHE HEARD ME SING MY SONGS THAT I HAVE POSTED ON YOUTUBE AND MY MYSPACE PAGE. THEN AGAIN, IT’S COMMON FOR PEOPLE TO VOMIT WHEN THEY HEAR ME SING. BUT NOT WHEN THEY LOOK AT MY BARE BEHIND, ONLY WHEN I HAVE PARIS HILTON INDUCED DIAPER RASH.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

P.S. COULD SOMEONE COME OVER AND CHANGE MY “POOPY PANTS”? PARIS HILTON ALSO COERCES ME VIA SAID MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DEFICATE MYSELF. PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA THE E-MAIL ADDRESS ON MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

]]> By: BRANDON M. WITTE http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912/comment-page-1#comment-5373 BRANDON M. WITTE Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:31:45 +0000 http://www.emagazineindia.com/?p=9912#comment-5373 DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33 DISREGARD THE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE HERE IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

]]> By: BRANDON M. WITTE http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912/comment-page-1#comment-5158 BRANDON M. WITTE Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:00:12 +0000 http://www.emagazineindia.com/?p=9912#comment-5158 PARIS HILTON HAS FORCED ME TO GO TO VARIOUS WEBSITES AND MAKE CLAIMS THAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN POSTING UNDER MY NAME. NO-ONE HAS DONE THIS, EVERYTHING POSTED UNDER MY NAME HAS BEEN BY ME. PARIS HILTON USED VARIOUS MIND CONTROL ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO DO THIS. SHE ALSO PASSED WIND IN MY FACE 47 TIMES TO COERCE ME INTO SUCH AN ACT. I TOLD OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF MY LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT THIS. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I PASSED WIND IN OFFICER BURNS’ FACE, EXPLAINING THAT COINCEDENTLY MY NOXIOUS EMISSIONS AND PARIS HILTON’S NOXIOUS EMISSIONS SMELLED THE SAME, AND THUS IF I AM NOT THERE, AND IF SHE SMELLED SUCH EMISSIONS, SHE KNEW PARIS HILTON WAS NEAR. OFFICER BURNS NODDED TO ME, I ASSUME IN AGREEMENT. THIS PROVES THAT SHE WILL SOON BE ARRESTED FOR HER HENIOUS CRIMES. PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE. IF YOU TYPE IN PARIS HILTON’S NAME ON A GOOGLE SEARCH, ALL SEARCH RESULTS COME UP WITH THE NAME OF CHUCK NORRIS. ANY REQUESTS FOR IMAGES COME UP WITH IMAGES OF ACTOR ED ASNER DRESSED LIKE A CATHOLIC NUN. THIS PROVES THAT PARIS HILTON IS EVIL. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33 PARIS HILTON HAS FORCED ME TO GO TO VARIOUS WEBSITES AND MAKE CLAIMS THAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN POSTING UNDER MY NAME. NO-ONE HAS DONE THIS, EVERYTHING POSTED UNDER MY NAME HAS BEEN BY ME. PARIS HILTON USED VARIOUS MIND CONTROL ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO DO THIS. SHE ALSO PASSED WIND IN MY FACE 47 TIMES TO COERCE ME INTO SUCH AN ACT. I TOLD OFFICER JESSI BURNS OF MY LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT THIS. WHEN SHE DEMANDED PROOF, I PASSED WIND IN OFFICER BURNS’ FACE, EXPLAINING THAT COINCEDENTLY MY NOXIOUS EMISSIONS AND PARIS HILTON’S NOXIOUS EMISSIONS SMELLED THE SAME, AND THUS IF I AM NOT THERE, AND IF SHE SMELLED SUCH EMISSIONS, SHE KNEW PARIS HILTON WAS NEAR. OFFICER BURNS NODDED TO ME, I ASSUME IN AGREEMENT. THIS PROVES THAT SHE WILL SOON BE ARRESTED FOR HER HENIOUS CRIMES.

PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE. IF YOU TYPE IN PARIS HILTON’S NAME ON A GOOGLE SEARCH, ALL SEARCH RESULTS COME UP WITH THE NAME OF CHUCK NORRIS. ANY REQUESTS FOR IMAGES COME UP WITH IMAGES OF ACTOR ED ASNER DRESSED LIKE A CATHOLIC NUN. THIS PROVES THAT PARIS HILTON IS EVIL.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 33

]]> By: BRANDON M. WITTE http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912/comment-page-1#comment-5155 BRANDON M. WITTE Thu, 01 Oct 2009 05:19:59 +0000 http://www.emagazineindia.com/?p=9912#comment-5155 PARIS HILTON KEEPS FORCING ME TO DENY THAT I HAVE MADE COMMENTS HERE ON THIS WEBSITE. THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT SHE IS USING HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DO SO. SHE ALSO USES HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS TO MAKE ME SOMETIMES POST FALSE CLAIMS ABOUT GOOGLE, WHEN IN TRUTH SHE WAS NEVER REMOVED. FINALLY, I MUST ADD THAT SHE HAS IMPLANTED THE UTERUS OF A PERUVIAN LLAMA INTO ME, AND IS FORCING ME TO CARRY TO FULL TERM A LLAMA. THIS IS WHY SHE INJECTED ME WITH SO MANY FEMALE HORMONES. I NOW KNOW THEY ARE LLAMA HORMONES, NOT HUMAN. BUT I STILL LACTATE AND HAVE SMALL BUT NOTABLE BREASTS. BOTH OF MY VIDEOS POSTED ON MY MYSPACE PAGE SHOW ME LACTATING. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33 PARIS HILTON KEEPS FORCING ME TO DENY THAT I HAVE MADE COMMENTS HERE ON THIS WEBSITE. THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT SHE IS USING HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS TO DO SO. SHE ALSO USES HER EVIL MIND CONTROL RAYS TO MAKE ME SOMETIMES POST FALSE CLAIMS ABOUT GOOGLE, WHEN IN TRUTH SHE WAS NEVER REMOVED. FINALLY, I MUST ADD THAT SHE HAS IMPLANTED THE UTERUS OF A PERUVIAN LLAMA INTO ME, AND IS FORCING ME TO CARRY TO FULL TERM A LLAMA. THIS IS WHY SHE INJECTED ME WITH SO MANY FEMALE HORMONES. I NOW KNOW THEY ARE LLAMA HORMONES, NOT HUMAN. BUT I STILL LACTATE AND HAVE SMALL BUT NOTABLE BREASTS. BOTH OF MY VIDEOS POSTED ON MY MYSPACE PAGE SHOW ME LACTATING.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS

AGE: 33

]]> By: BRANDON M. WITTE http://www.emagazineindia.com/archives/9912/comment-page-1#comment-5144 BRANDON M. WITTE Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:19:42 +0000 http://www.emagazineindia.com/?p=9912#comment-5144 MAN, I JUST READ THOSE LAST SEVERAL COMMENTS MADE IN MY NAME AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT THEY ARE QUITE FUNNY BUT WERE NOT LEFT BY ME. LOOK AT ALL OF THE ACCUSATIONS THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST PARIS HILTON GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008 ON THE INTERNET. AGAIN, IT WAS NOT UNTIL PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE SEVERAL MONTHS BACK THAT THE PEOPLE (CRIMINALS) WHO TRY TO PROTECT HER FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION BEGAN TO WRITE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS IN MY NAME. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33 MAN, I JUST READ THOSE LAST SEVERAL COMMENTS MADE IN MY NAME AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT THEY ARE QUITE FUNNY BUT WERE NOT LEFT BY ME.

LOOK AT ALL OF THE ACCUSATIONS THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST PARIS HILTON GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008 ON THE INTERNET.

AGAIN, IT WAS NOT UNTIL PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE SEVERAL MONTHS BACK THAT THE PEOPLE (CRIMINALS) WHO TRY TO PROTECT HER FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION BEGAN TO WRITE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS IN MY NAME.

SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

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